Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave, how ya
doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's
on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. His
wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come
here a lot for that woman to know you drink
Budweiser".
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes
with
them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
"Hi Davey,"
she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her and
she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you picked up a real bitch
tonight, Dave."! |
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