Harry says to
his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."
So Harry
takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot
whore.
After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the
room.
There's Smitty, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colorful
feathers.
"Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?"
Smitty says, "For a hundred
bucks I want her nude!" |
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