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A woman goes into a bar real
depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden she gets an idea that she knows will solve her
problems.
She takes her change and goes to the man at the end of the bar and says, " Mister, I'm broke and
my landlord said if I dont give him the rent money first thing in the morning, I'm out of a place to live. I'll bet you my
last five dollars that i can come up with a rhyme that you can't come up with a reply to."
The man wanting
to help her says ok go ahead.
So she tells him, "six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine. I can
tell the length of yours but you can't tell the depth of mine."
The man scratches his head and says, "your
right, I can't top that." and he pays her the five dollars.
Then she goes to the next man and the next until
she has beat every man in the bar. So she goes to the next bar and starts betting 100 at a time. She does this at every bar
on the block until she has 3,000 dollars. Deciding thats enough she heads for home.
On her way she meets a bum
in an alley and decides to have a little fun. So she tells the bum that she will bet her 3,000 dollars against his bottle of
booze that she can tell him a ryhme to wich he cant come up with a reply. The bum figures what the heck and says "your
on"
Six times six is thirty-six and three is thirty-nine, I can tell the length of yours but you can't tell
the depth of mine.
The bum sits back, thinks for a minute and says "six times six is thirty-six and three is
thirty-nine, I can piss in yours but you can't piss in mine!!" |
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