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Humankind's propensity for imposing
anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC
be?
Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male.
They have a lot of data, but
they're still clueless.
A better model is just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you get
them home.
It's always essential to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you want if you push the right
buttons.
The best part of having one is the games you can play.
In order to get their attention, you have
to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Big power surges knock them out at
night.
Size does matter.
But then again, here are the top ten reasons why they are obviously
female.
They're oh so picky, picky, picky.
They hear what you say, but not what you
mean.
Beauty is only shell deep.
When you ask them what's wrong, they always say
'nothing'.
They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
They are always turning simple
statements into big productions.
Small talk is important.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly
it's wrong.
They make you take the garbage out.
Miss a period and they go
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