| Yo momma like a
stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away. |
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| You're so ugly when you walk into a bank,
they turn the cameras off! |
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| You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs. |
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| No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a
wreck not to
be. |
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| Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts. |
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| Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount! |
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| I believe in
respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you
WERE dead. |
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| Do
you still love nature, despite what it did to you? |
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| Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry
canteens. |
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| Take a
vacation; go to Club Dead. |
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| You're so ugly
when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said
"Twins!" |
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| You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother! |
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| Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount! |
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| I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by
appearances, but you are
REALLY ugly. |
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| You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down
one. |
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| I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. |
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| Now she's at rest and so am I |
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| I hear
you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. |
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| A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to
it. |
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| Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to
poison the tea. |
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| He emits an air
of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific
nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to
notice. He
could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would
be rolling out of their
seats. |
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| Are your
parents siblings? |
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| I thought
of you all day today. I was at the zoo. |
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| I've hated your looks from the stare they
gave me. |
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| Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! |
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| If I were
as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! |
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| There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. |
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| You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able
to. |
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| Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam
you. |
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| Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? |
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| You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road! |
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| Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! |
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| I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would
eat. |
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| Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked
her for a color tv she asked me what
color. |
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| Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. |
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| I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only
resemblance to
Rin Tin Tin. |
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| If you don't want to give people a bad name,
you will have your children
illegitimately. |
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| Hey, I remember you when you had only one
stomach. |
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| Before you came along
we were hungry. Now we are fed up. |
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| She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock! |
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| I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do
with the diaper? |
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| Yo momma's so stupid she
climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side |
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| I don't consider you a
vulture. I consider you something a vulture would
eat. |
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| Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all
the
credit? |
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| When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." |
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| Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? |
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| This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed
man. |
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| You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. |
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| Yo
momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods. |
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| I'm
very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put
as much vituperation in them as
possible. |
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