| You grow on people -- like a wart! |
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| Man alive! But I wish you weren't. |
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| As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? |
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| I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands
of others? |
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| Yo momma
like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread. |
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| I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! |
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| Man alive! But I wish you weren't. |
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| How's My Driving? Dial
1-800-EAT SHIT |
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| I'm looking forward to the
pleasure of your company since I haven't had it
yet. |
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| You are
the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like
you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates
you.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass. |
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| I hear you are
a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives
working regularly. |
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| It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it. |
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| You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs. |
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| Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in? |
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| Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left! |
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| I wish I'd known you when you were alive. |
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| I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? |
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| You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you. |
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| Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? |
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| If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad! |
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| Nice to see you
on your feet. Who sent the derrick? |
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| So you
finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago. |
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| He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
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| Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a
scale it said to be contiued! |
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| Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up! |
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| You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for. |
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| You're not yourself
today. I noticed the improvement immediately. |
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| You better hide, the
garbage collector is coming! |
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| You always manage to keep
your neck above water. We can tell by the color of
it. |
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| Yo momma
like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread. |
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| You
got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it! |
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| A 10K brain attached to
a 9600 baud mouth. |
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| All of your girlfriends kiss you
with their eyes closed. Considering your
face, that's the only way they could. |
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| When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll
say it was your
stupidity. |
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| I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against
thousands of
others? |
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| If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. |
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| Heard your family
went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they
could bring you along. |
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| Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours. |
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| Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being. |
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| I'll never forget
the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying. |
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| Anybody who told you to be
yourself simply couldn't have given you worse
advice... |
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| Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. |
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| If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say
BOO! |
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| I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against
thousands of
others? |
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| I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count
that high. |
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| You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only
to find out that you are not
popular anyway. |
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| The mind reader had a very busy day today reading
minds. You were a vacation
for him. |
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| Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being. |
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| You used to
be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You
are obnoxious and arrogant. |
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| Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn. |
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